Ua'aihue (episode)

Uaʻaihue (Stolen) is the 11th episode of Season 5 in the remake version of Hawaii Five-0, and 104th episode in the series.

Synopsis
The H50 team investigate when a man on vacation with his family is gunned down in his hotel room by a mysterious figure, only to discover that the victim wasn't who he appeared to be. Kono and Chin later go undercover to retrieve some stolen paintings but the operation later becomes a hostage situation. Meanwhile, Kamekona trains with an Iron Chef, Masaharu Morimoto.

Quotes
(Kamekona is outside the shrimp truck, aggressively trying to get to Flippa but being held back by 2 people)

(Flippa is in the shrimp truck using a small frying pan to defend himself)

KameKona: (pissed off) O - Kill you! Why you did that?

Flippa: (apologetic) I'm sorry!

KameKona: What makes you the boss?!

Flippa: I love you! I'm sorry! I l..

KameKona: No!

Flippa: I love you!

KameKona: Aah!

(Steve shows up in his truck and goes to see what is going on)

Flippa: I'm sorry!

KameKona: You son of a gun.

Flippa: No!

Steve McGarrett: Hey, hey, hey! What the hell's going on here?

Flippa: Thank God you're here. You got to talk some sense into him.

Steve McGarrett: What are you doing?

KameKona: Flippa decided to enter us into Shrimpapalooza.

Steve McGarrett: Is that.. Is that a real thing?

Flippa: Oh-oh, it's legit. It's this shrimp cook-off that was started by one of the food blogs. We win that, our Yelp rating will explode.

Steve McGarrett: Well, that's great. It sounds like it would be great for business, no?

KameKona: Yeah, except the part he forgot to mention. We're competing against Choy.

Steve McGarrett: Sam Choy? The Sam Choy, celebrity chef?

KameKona: And godfather of Hawaiian cuisine.

(Steve gets the Ohh - Dang" face)

KameKona: And when we lose to him, it's gonna kill our rep and my business.

Steve McGarrett: Listen to me, you're losing to a local culinary legend, there's no shame in that.

KameKona: Bruddah, read the sign. No one's gonna eat second best shrimp. (angry) Ugh, I'm gonna kill you.

Steve McGarrett: Is that gonna solve.. gonna solve anything? Huh?

KameKona: It won't. But it gonna feel real good.

Steve McGarrett: Listen, I might know somebody who can help. But do you think you can refrain from murdering Flippa while I make a call?

KameKona: Yeah. Can I mess him up just a little bit?

(Steve and Flippa look at each other)

Steve McGarrett: No.

Flippa: No!

Kono Kalakaua: Okay, what about security cameras?

Duke Lukela: Got my best guy poring through the footage as we speak.

Kono Kalakaua: Great.

(scene shifts to the hotel security office)

(Kono walks in)

Kono Kalakaua: Officer Kai, back in the saddle.

(view Pua reviewing the security camera feed on the video screens)

Pua Kai: I told Gene here I used to work this gig over at the Marriott. He was kind enough to let me take the wheel.

Kono Kalakaua: Well, you still got the touch, I see.

Pua Kai: Indeed, I do. But, full disclosure, your window of opportunity has finally closed. I've.. been in an exclusive relationship for three weeks.

Kono Kalakaua: Really? Hmm, well, who's the lucky girl?

Pua Kai: Her name is Brenda. Met her at a karaoke bar. My rendition of "Love Is a Battlefield" closed the deal.

Kono Kalakaua: Bold choice. I'm sure you hit those high notes.

Steve McGarrett: I got to rain-check today, chef. But, uh, I was kind of hoping you could do my friend Kamekona a favor.

KameKona: Right, well, you see, chef, I'm competing in a shrimp cook-off and the competition is mad intense. I'm gonna really have to bring it to have a chance. So we figured, who better to help me step up my game than an actual Iron Chef.

Masaharu Morimoto: Oh, you want me to teach you how to cook?

KameKona: No. I want you to teach me how to win. Be my sensei. Like Mr. Myagi in Karate Kid. The movie? Ralph Macchio?

Masaharu Morimoto: Yes, Pat Morita. (making the arm movements) Wax on. Wax off.

Steve McGarrett: Yeah, "paint the fence," yeah.

Trivia

 * Scott Caan (Danny Williams) and Masi Oka (Max Bergman) were both credited, but does not appear.
 * Chin Ho Kelly's undercover name was Mr. Park and Kono Kalakaua's under cover name was Miss Kim, a reference to each other's real names, Grace Park and Daniel Dae Kim.
 * Willie Garson, who played Gerard Hirsch, is well known for playing Mozzie in the show White Collar. White Collar is a show about an art thief/con artist who makes a deal with the FBI to help them catch other white collar criminals in exchange for his freedom.


 * Masaharu Morimoto
 * Himself
 * The Iron Chef.
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